Why is Santa’s sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year
"hey let me just check tumblr before i go to sleep" hahahahha wrong choice
There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.
what did one japanese man say to the other?
something in japanese
I have never been more disappointed in my life
everything is sort of weird and sad and i want to sleep next to you
I think she was afraid to love sometimes. I think it scared her. She was the type to like things that are concrete, like the ocean. Something you could point to and know what it was… And I think that’s why she struggled with love. She couldn’t touch it. She couldn’t hold on to it and make sure it never changed.
- Carrie Ryan, The Dead-Tossed Waves (via sappydog)